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Joke of the Day

"Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison"

"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"

"I admire the way that, even with millions of followers, celebrities on Twitter rarely succumb to the pressure to be funny."

"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."

"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."

"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."

"When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out (I tried)"

"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"

"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."