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Joke of the Day

"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""

"How do you tell Michael Jackson's age? You put a color scale next to his face."

"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."

"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"