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Joke of the Day

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"What do you call a British dinosaur? A tea rex."

"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"What do you call a state named after highways? Road Island."

"Why do smart people wear glasses? Because as resolution goes down performance goes up. This is a little bad but...."

"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"

"I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."