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Joke of the Day

"I feel like a white girl prime number because I ALMOST literally can't even..."

"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."

"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"A pyromaniac recently joined tinder... He got a lot of matches"

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !"