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Joke of the Day

"Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one"

"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"

"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."

"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"Enough with the gay jokes Come on guys"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What should you do if your girlfriend is choking? Back up a couple of inches."

"Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life."