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"TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex... As In Doggie Style"
"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."
"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."
"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."
"Snatch, twat, fanny, cunt, pussy, box, split-arse, and of course vagina. Just a few of the names I have given to my cats."
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"
"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"
"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."