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Joke of the Day

"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""

"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."

"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"I have this song in my head I haven't heard in years. I'm pretty sure it's called ""Don't Speak""? On second thought, there's no doubt in my mind."

"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"

"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"

"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."