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Joke of the Day

"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"

"A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like ""I'm back yall"""

"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"

"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."

"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"

"If I had a penny.. for every time a girl asked me out I'd have 5 cents. She said if I came back a sixth time, she'd call the cops."

"Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much? They like to get a long little doggie."

"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."

"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."

"There's no I... in collaboration. Or denial."