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Joke of the Day

"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"

"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."

"I'll rephrase the question, your honor. Sir, under whose custody did the dogs escape from?? And let me remind you that you're under oath"

"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."

"I call my Penis Batman... ... Woman love it, when the dark night rises."

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"

"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"