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Joke of the Day

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"In a group friends when you laugh you will always look at the person you like the most... Thats why I always sit next to a mirror."

"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"

"Lick the corner of your mouth. The corner. JUST the CORNER. God damn it Diane do you want to be America's Next Top Model or the Hamburglar"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."

"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"

"Did you guys hear!? Easter is cancelled! Yep, they found the body. Go home boys."

"The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don't care if you get the last iPad Mini."