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Joke of the Day

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."

"*lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU"

"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."

"What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips."

"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"

"Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath."

"My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better."

"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."