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Joke of the Day
"I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes."
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"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""
"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."
"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"
"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"
"5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar? Me: You don't have a job. How will you pay me back? 5: Me: 5: I'll borrow another dollar."
"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"
"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."
"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"
"Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!"