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"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
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"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."
"By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert ""University."" Standard text messaging rates apply."
"Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone."
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
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"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"