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"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."

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"How much did Harambe drink in the bar? Just a couple of shots"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't do well in a hot car trunk all day."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"This ad says: ""3 out of 5 smokers die"" Apparently the other 2 become immortal."
"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."
"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."
"My tweets may contain typos because English is not my first language--my first language was baby talk, and babies are horrible writers."
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."