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Joke of the Day
"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
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"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."
"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."
"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."
"Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer."
"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."