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Joke of the Day
"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."
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"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"
"I play soccer... Just for kicks"
"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."
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"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""
"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"
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