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Joke of the Day

"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""

"Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?"

"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."

"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"

"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."