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Joke of the Day

"Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer."

"An egg just followed me. Now I just need some bacon."

"Why does a middle eastern person not give a blowjob to an American? Because he hates Bush. ahahahah Get it George Bush ...... Ill see myself out....."

"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."

"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."