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Joke of the Day
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
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"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."
"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."
"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"
"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."
"My New Year's Resolution is to start smoking I already smoke and am trying to stop; this way I guarantee I'll have quit by mid-February"
"[while titanic is sinking] me: [mouth full of shrimp at the buffet] I can't believe no one is eating these lol"
"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."
"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""