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Joke of the Day
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
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"Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... I should call the cops right?"
"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"
"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."
"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"
"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"