195052
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
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"ATTORNEY: my client would like to confess ME: i sell human organs on the black market JUDGE [who needs a kidney transplant]: tell me more"
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"
"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"
"Sure, your app can send me push notifications. Just give me your home number so I can call you to let you know I got them."