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Joke of the Day

"I apologize for those affected, but at the same time I couldn't resist. I may have sinned. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims; 110 stories in less than 10 seconds."

"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"Him: What's your cup size? Me: Venti"

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."

"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."

"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"

"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"