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Joke of the Day
"Him: What's your cup size? Me: Venti"
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"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""
"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."
"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."
"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"
"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"
"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"
"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."
"When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me"