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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar with paper towel on his head. The bartender says, ""Hey, do you realize you have paper towel on your head?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrg, I have a bounty on my head."""

"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"

"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."

"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"

"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"

"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."

"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."

"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."