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Joke of the Day

"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."

"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"

"My cat doesn't listen to a word I say. That's why the cell phone she made me buy her only has a text message plan."

"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"

"My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand."

"Someone's only cute till they leave one of your texts on read."

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."

"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."