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Joke of the Day
"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"
Next Joke
"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."
"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."
"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."
"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."
"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."