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Joke of the Day
"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"
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"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"
"What idiot called it ""the clap"" and not ""dishonorable discharge?"""
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* ""Dang!"" A bad skydiver goes: ""Dang!"" *whack*"
"How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker."
"What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar? A Dollar"
"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."
"Knock Knock *Who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"
"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"
"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."