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Joke of the Day

"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"

"It's like my racist grandpa used to say: ""Good morning."" That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn't one of them."

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"

"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"