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Joke of the Day

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"Had an extra four seconds today so I learned how to play the bongos."

"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand? because she is moaning with the other."

"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! AM I BEING DETAINED?"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."