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Joke of the Day
"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"
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"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."
"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"
"Fun prank: ONLY explain gay marriage to your kids and then watch other people try to explain their weird straight marriages."