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Joke of the Day
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
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"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"Phones - they bring you closer to the people that... ... also have phones."
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"
"A peddler at the mall tried to sell me some velcro.. what a ripoff"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Pigs in the mud."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"
"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"