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Joke of the Day

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""

"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"

"Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks."

"The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out."

"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"