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Joke of the Day
"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"
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"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."
"And then alcohol said ""Put that on facebook, it's hilarious."" But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong."
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're peein'"
"What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao"
"I can walk on water ... but I tend to stagger on beer."
"Velcro. What a rip off!"
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."
"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."