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Joke of the Day

"It's like my racist grandpa used to say: ""Good morning."" That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn't one of them."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"

"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"

"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."

"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"

"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."

"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."

"Ordering at Chipotle: ""With white rice."" ""Brown?"" ""No, white. And chicken."" ""Steak?"" ""No, chicken. And medium salsa."" ""Mild?"" ""No, medium."""

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."