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Joke of the Day
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
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"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."
"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."
"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."
"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"
"I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house."
"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""
"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."