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Joke of the Day
"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""
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"[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking] ""YOU NEED TO LEAVE"" me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: ""I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"""
"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."
"I always cried when my Dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog."
"There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing suicide"
"All right stop, coagulate and thicken"
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"
"Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's."