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Joke of the Day
"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."
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"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."
"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."
"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."
"Guess who's the central character in the next Aliens movie ... Ripley, believe it or not!"
"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."
"Damn it's cold out. Better wear a coat, hat, gloves & boots. Sorry legs, you're still getting pants only, thanks for doing all the work tho"