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Joke of the Day
"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."
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"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"
"[at therapist] I don't know, sometimes I just feel invisible Therapist: WHO SAID THAT?!?"
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"
"When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's Day, everyone!"
"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"
"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""
"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."
"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"