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Joke of the Day
"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."
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"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""
"What's Big? My ass."
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"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."
"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."