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Joke of the Day
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
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"[walks in to UPS store holding rabid raccoon] Hi my boyfriend said he wants to take a break so I'd like to ship him this please."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."
" Metric dollar."
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
"I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""
"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"
"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"