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Joke of the Day
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
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"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."
"I just spent 45 seconds deciding which Instagram filter to use for a screenshot of a text message. So, yeah, my life's going great."
"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"
"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it."
"Now we're going to say some shit to scare old people. -the local news"
"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""
"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."