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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."
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"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."
"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."
"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."
"A guy at the bar asked me to pass him the salt and pepper, so I punched him in the face and yelled, GET YOUR OWN DISTINGUISHED HAIR JERK!"
"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"
"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"