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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"
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"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."
"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."
"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."
"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"
"To my English teachers who encouraged me to create magical works of literature as a boy. Here is my 3,007th Tweet. You can be proud."