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Joke of the Day
"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."
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"My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download"
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"
"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"
"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."
"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""