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Joke of the Day
"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"
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"What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty."
"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."
"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."
"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."
"*dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*"
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"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."