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Joke of the Day

"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"

"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"

"God: ""MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE."" Moses: ""New burning bush. Who dis?"""

"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"

"What's the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."