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Joke of the Day
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
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"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"
"[my weiner falls off my body, into the toilet] ugh mercury must be in retrograde again"
"My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts"
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"
"This ice creamery has less choices than a black person considering college options in 1954"
"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"
"As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Courtesy of Gary Delaney"
"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"