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Joke of the Day
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
Next Joke
"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"
"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."
"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."
"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"
"Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!"
"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."
"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."
"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"