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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey? The games take 3 months to play!"
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"[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*"
"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"
"Can't wait for ""Watch Where You're Going, Dummies"" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street."
"What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee? Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday..."
"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."
"*Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize"
"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"