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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey? The games take 3 months to play!"
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"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."
"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"
"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."
"What do you call two black guys walking down the street? Nothing. Are you racist or something?"
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"