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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"

"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket. Such a big missed steak."

"How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!"

"Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork."

"What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction? A vice grip."

"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."

"Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there."