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Joke of the Day

"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."

"If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group."

"Do you fall for 'click bait'? Yes."

"It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription. . . But really it wouldn't be hard."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. I don't have a box of chocolates."

"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."

"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""

"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."

"What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire."

"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."