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Joke of the Day

"How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."

"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."

"What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."

"David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, ""I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."" His Agent says, ""Sure. No hassle."""

">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"

"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."

"Oh you sneaky little bastard! [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ei9ie/the_best_joke_i_know/)"

"Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"