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Joke of the Day

"How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!"

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."

"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."

"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."

"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."

"I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FLESH IS GATHERED ABOUT YOUR SKELETON - from pickup lines draft folder"

"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"

"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."