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Joke of the Day

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."

"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"

"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""

"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."

"Take a trip to Japan and wash away your worries!"

"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."

"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"