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Joke of the Day

"Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork."

"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"

"Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them."

"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and he redistributes all of the drinks until everyone has the same amount of alcohol ..."

"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"

"7 days without puns makes one weak."