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Joke of the Day
"What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI? I am a were"
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"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""
"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."
"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."
"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"
"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."