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Joke of the Day
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
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"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""
"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."
"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"My Life Thats the joke"
"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."
"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"
"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."