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Joke of the Day

"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"

"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"

"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."

"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."

"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."