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Joke of the Day

"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"

"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."

"Why did the angles have such high self esteem? Because they kept complementing each other."

"I didnt just read it I Reddit"

"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"

"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"

"[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns 18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway."

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."